How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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