He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Randomize
