I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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