Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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