is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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