I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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