you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We left the knife in your bed.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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