Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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