my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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