no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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