You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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