Me too!
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
We're too hungover to prance.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
