My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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