I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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