I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Randomize
