who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
she peed on how many people?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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