is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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