I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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