Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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