These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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