I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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