the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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