It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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