Are we in a gay sports bar?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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