You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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