I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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