where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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