You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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