I accidentally had phone sex last night
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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