My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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