there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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