thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
