Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Just invented taco cereal.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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