I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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