yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Randomize
