I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Randomize
