Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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