Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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