doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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