I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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