And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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