I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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