it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I want to be your penis for a week.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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