Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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