he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Panties = found
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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