the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
How does one acquire holy water?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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