i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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