and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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