Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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