ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
