no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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