what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
