so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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