normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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