please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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